The Liberal Bill of Rights

            We the Government believe that it is the Right of the Governmentto give to you the people the following Rights to ensure your happiness with Us the Government: (Since Clearly the Real Bill of Rights are not Good Enough):

1.   Right to Choose

a. The People are given the right to choose to have an abortion whenever one wants one and will be provided to those in need by the State.

b.   The People will have the right to marry any and all things they choose.

                                                           i.      The people have the right to same sex marriage

                                                       ii.      To marry as many people as they wish too

                                                   iii.      To marry or have sex with anything human or not

                                                      iv.      And to have sex with anyone of any age.

2.   Right for the Protection of Earth

a. The Government has the right to protect the Earth from you the people.

                                                           i.      If the Government deems business and personal actions to be doing damage to the Earth then We the Government must move to block such damaging actions for a higher cause (because really why should you silly people have a right to choose what kind of car and property you can buy and use).

3.   Right of the Government to Bare Arms

a. It is the right of the State to Bare Arms to protect the Government from the Radical Elements in the Population.

b.   No individuals will be allowed to have Arms to defend themselves from the Government (unless you are a criminal then by all means posses all the firearms you wish because when law abiding people are forced to give up there weapons you guys get to keep yours so have fun).

4.   Right to Liberal Free Speech and Assembly

a. All Liberal Media outlets and People will have the right to say and do whatever they choose as long as it is not a negative comment against a Liberal controlled Government (against a Republican Government all attacks are not only approved but encouraged).

5.   Right to Work

a. It is the Right of the people to work in this country but only if they are a member of a Union

b.   Unions will be given the right to force all business to do what they wish for their people

c.    Any moves by business that negatively affects the Unions will not be allowed

d. If a business tries to fire there Union members or might fail (because of them) then it is the Responsibility of Government to Take over that business (oh goody now we to can be like Cuba).

6.   Right for the Foreign Enemies of the State

a. If any “Enemy of the State” is ever captured in a hostile action against the United States we shall give them a Holiday Inn Spa Treatment prisons

b.   The Enemy will be fed only the finest food, given the best beds, tv and movies, entertainment and whatever sexual or drug pleasures they wish

c.    If the Enemy really objects at being held in captivity we will release them where ever they wish to go

d. If they wish to attack us again then we shall arm them and drop them back off at the battle fields.

7.   Right for Health Care for All

a. Since the people are alive then We must give them what ever Health Care they want (right up to the point that we must ration your health care and you will just have to deal with it)

b.   All private health care insurances must be destroyed to insure the best result for government control.

8.   Right of Immigration for All

a. If any person or person’s wish to be a US citizen then all they should have to do is walk across the boarder

b.   If you wish to become a citizen just remember which party gave you your citizenship

                                                           i.      (why shouldn’t people be allowed to just move here and declare themselves a citizen only an evil person would want to deny someone that right).

9.   Right for the Court to Rule

a. For any rights not found here the Courts will be given the Right to make new laws that will aid the Liberal Rule (the Liberal’s do it anyways so it might as well be official).

10.                    Right for Government to Rule

a. Finally for all must remember that it is We the Government that Rules

b.   The Government has the power to do as it wishes (as long as it is a liberal government).

This is of course being written in a silly way to try and prove a point, and that point is the government is not a tool of the Liberal but a tool of the People. The Declaration of Independence declared: We the People not, We the Government and as citizens of this fine nation we must step back and think about that. Do we really want to rely on government for everything in life or do we want to be independent individuals who rely on our family, friends and local civil communities, such as our Church’s and local groups. The government is a great tool and is there to do things for us that we as individuals cannot do for ourselves like raise an army to defend us. But that is all that government is, a tool to better our lives but is not a tool for the so called elites in this nation to lord over us with.

The biggest mistake that this nation has allowed was when we gave the Federal government the power to approach upon States rights. Over the centuries the Fed has wormed its way into everyone’s personal lives when it was designed to be a pretty weak body. The Federal government blackmails the States and groups into doing what It wants if they wish to gain any federal aid. This is not a limited federal government but a strong central one controlled be a handful of very rich and very powerful groups of people. No longer do our leaders (for the most part) represent us but, instead represents they represent a small portion of their constituency.

The founding fathers realized that the Constitution did not provide enough protection to the citizens of the nation so they went back and added the Bill of Rights, not to protect them from each other but instead from their government. They had fought a hard war for freedom and they did not want to create a new nation of tyrants so they placed limits on the government and gave us, the people, protection from the new government.

If any of our founding fathers were to awake from their tombs today and pick up a news paper or watch a television they would be stunned to see what happened to their dream. We have come so far from the path of Liberty and personal Freedoms that the Founders would fail to recognize their nation not because of advanced technologies but do to the bastardization of the Constitution and the Federal Government. 

So in closing I must write that “We the People” once more are demanding freedom from Tyranny and freedom from our government. The United States federal government MUST once more become a limited one and give Us back Our rights as stated in the US Constitution.